Piers Morgan heads for Marbella, Spain's Butlins for billionaires
It's not often that a holiday resort surprises me. Most fit the expectation brief pretty accurately. Barbados is hot, sandy, and full of Michael Winner lookalikes drinking rum and shouting on the beach. Thailand is hotter, sandier, and full of detoxing Kate Moss lookalikes sipping green tea and doing yoga. St Tropez can be the hottest of all, doesn't have as much sand, and is full of P Diddy lookalikes guzzling Cristal and croissants on yachts.
But Marbella is much harder to define. Before going there to film an ITV1 documentary, I assumed it was a rough, tough Costa del Crime kind of town where villains hung out with boozed-up glamour models, hookers and footballers, snorting cocaine and avoiding the police. And to a certain extent it is. But there's another, quite extraordinary side to Marbella - one of staggering wealth and discretion that acts as a fabulously opulent secret haven for super-rich Saudi princes, Hollywood stars, European royalty and billionaire tycoons.
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And some have even splashed out cash for sea-facing apartments and villas. But a shortage of homes in Camps Bay, the tiny basin along the Atlantic coast,